Share These Cheesy Valentine’s Day Puns With Your Friends and Family (2024)

Valentine's Day is an a-maize-ing time of the year because you can embrace all things corny. Some may poke fun at the sappy romance movies, tacky cards, and cliché gifts, like flowers and chocolates. But at the end of the day, each of these Valentine's traditions is a lighthearted way to inject love and laughter into the lives of those who are sought-after. Here, discover our collection of adorable and hilarious Valentine's Day puns that are perfect for kiddos, pals, family, and all the rest of your loved ones. Don't worry—there are plenty of cheesy sayings, just in queso that's your thing.

These clever one-liners are guaranteed to get a giggle out of anyone. So, use them to bring some comic relief to your Valentine's Day cards and Valentine's Day Instagram captions. You might even pair them with a few funny Valentine's Day gifts. Or, just read a few of these funny Valentine's Day quotes out loud with your loved one (in addition to some more heartfelt Valentine's Day quotes and love messages, of course). After all, who else would you ask to "brie mine" this Valentine's Day? And yes, there are plenty more food puns where that came from.

Even if you aren't sure what things to do on Valentine's Day this year, you can't go wrong by infusing some hilarity into the day. These Valentine's jokes might even prompt you to check out a couple romantic comedies to stream as part of your marathon of Valentine's Day movies. Spending the day with the person who's stolen a "pizza" your heart is all you can ask for to celebrate the day!

Cheesy Valentine's Day Puns

• I’ll never take you for granite.
• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
• You quack me up.
• You must be a car, because I'm head over wheels for you.
• I love you a whole watt.
• If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
• I’ve got my ion you!
• Are you a router? Because you're Wi-Fi material.
• You're shrimp-ly the best.
• What did one ice cream bar say to the other? You make me melt.
• I love you to Reese's pieces.
• You must be a campfire, because you're hot and I want s'more.
• What did one shoe say to the other? You’re my sole-mate.
• You’re soda-lightful.
• I have strong felines for you.
• You must be glue, because I'm sticking with you.
• Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
• This may sound corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
• I love you once and flor-al!
• Yoda best Valentine.
• Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
• Our love is like a needle. It's just sew special to me!
• You *must* be part magnet, because you always find a way to attract me to you!
• Are you a flame?! Because I think I found my perfect match.
• People think we're aliens, but it's just because our love is out of this world.
• You remind me a lot of a keyboard—you're just my type!
• You must be a bowling ball, because you’re right up my alley.
• Your outfit must be made out of husband/wife material.
• You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
• You’re like my favorite card in a deck: the king/queen of *my* heart.
• Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
• Don't worry about paying rent! You can live inside my heart for free.
• I dig you a hole lot.
• We mermaid for each other!
• I mustache you a question…will you be my Valentine?

Food-Related Valentine's Day Puns

• It takes two to mango.
• Will you be my valentine, you cute-cumber?
• I carrot ton about you, Valentine!
• I’m bananas for you. Want to be my Valentine and never split?
• You’re all that and dim sum.
• Pie like you very much.
• You make me Snicker.
• Just in queso you didn’t know, I love you.
• You make miso happy.
• My heart beets for you.
• You whisk me off my feet, Valentine.
• You're one in a melon.
• Will you peas be mine?
• Brie mine.
• I a-peach-iate you!
• Only have fries for you.
• You've stolen a pizza my heart.
• I love you berry much.
• Let's avo-cuddle.
• We make an amazing pear.
• Love you from my head tomatoes.
• Olive you!
• We're mint to be together.
• I relish the time we spend together.
• Tortellini in love with you.
• You donut even know how much I love you.
• Don't go bacon my heart.
• We're butter together.
• You're the loaf of my life.
• All you knead is love.
• You're my jam.
• I am cocoa-nuts about you!
• Muffin can ever come between us.

Animal-Related Valentine's Day Puns

• You give me porpoise, Valentine.
• Bee mine, Valentine.
• You're one in a chameleon!
• You're mine fur-ever.
• Owl always love you.
• In turtle love with you every day.
• I ruff you.
• I’m hoppy you’re mine.
• I can't bear the thought of life without you.
• I'm not lion: You're my favorite person in the world.
• My significant otter.
• I whale always love you.
• No bunny compares to you!
• I'm fawned of you.
• You're o-fish-ally the best.
• Oh deer do I love you!
• Seal-ed with a kiss.
• We bee-long together.
• Spending so much koala-ty time together this Valentine's Day.
• I think you are porcu-fine.

Nature-Related Valentine's Day Puns

• I promise I'll never desert you.
• I lava you so much!
• You're my bam-boo.
• My life would succ without you.
• Thistle be the best day ever.
• Wood you be mine, Valentine?
• Love you so moss.
• I lichen you a lot.
• I'll never leaf you.
• So mushroom in my heart for you.
• I'm so glad I pricked you.
• You had me at "aloe."
• Went from "cacti" to "cactus."
• Pine-ing fir you.

Science- and Math- Inspired Valentine's Day Puns

• We've got great chemistry!
• I sulfur when you argon.
• My love for you radiates.
• I aorta tell you how much I love you.
• Sweet as Pi.
• Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels right.
• You're pretty acute, Valentine.
• Are you copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu Te!
• You are the most perfect arrangement of atoms.
• Been thinking of U periodically.
• Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y!

Drink-Inspired Valentine's Day Puns

• You're my cup of tea, Valentine.
• You had me at merlot!
• You're ex-straw-ordinary!
• Love you a latte.
• What a cu-tea.
• I can't espresso how much I love you.
• Love you very matcha.
• Stopping to smell the rosé this Valentine's Day.
• Soda-rn cute.
• You are juice the sweetest!
• Unbeerlievable that you're mine.
• Let's get into the Valentine's Day spirits!